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Our Alternative Baby Milestone Cards offer a fresh twist on traditional milestone cards. Designed to capture not just the precious moments but also the humorous, unexpected events that come with parenting, these cards are perfect for those looking to add a touch of humour to their baby's memories.
Printed on high-quality 6 x 4” 250gsm premium smooth card, these milestone cards are just the right size for scrapbooks and baby journals. Plus, they're compact enough to slip into your nappy change bag, ensuring you can discreetly snap photos during those amusing yet awkward baby moments.
Each pack of our milestone cards includes 20 distinct designs, capturing a mix of adorable and comical moments. Delicately hand-wrapped in tissue paper and presented in a charming keepsake gift box, these cards make an ideal present for new parents. They offer a delightful way to document the unforgettable events of a baby's first year.
Looking for a funny new baby gift to surprise expectant parents? Perhaps an unconventional baby shower gift or a pregnancy present that reflects the reality of parenting? Your search ends here.
Our Alternative Baby Milestone Cards add a dash of humour to the joyous journey of parenthood.
∙ Today I Did A Poo So Explosive It Required A Full Outfit Change
∙ Today I Was Sick In My Parent’s Mouth
∙ Today I Rolled Off The Bed
∙ Today I Pooed In The Bath
∙ Today I Took My Nappy Off While Everyone Was Asleep
∙ Today I Had My First Proper Public Meltdown
∙ Today I Was Sick On Mummy
∙ Today I Was Sick On Daddy
∙ Today I Pulled Loads Of Mummy's Hair Our
∙ Today I Have Had .... Outfit Changes
∙ Today I Lost My Shit For No Reason
∙ Today I Did A Pee-Pee On Daddy
∙ Today I Did A Pee-Pee On Mummy
∙ Today I Was A Little Terror
∙ Today I Slept For Five Whole Minutes
∙ Who Needs Sleep Anyway?
∙ Today I Let Mummy Wee In Peace
∙ Today I Had A Food Fight With Myself
∙ Today I Refused To Wear Clothes
∙ Totally Milk Drunk
(Baby accessory not included)
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Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
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Jan 20, 2024
This item met my expectations, it’s good quality and matched it’s description
Laura
Dec 7, 2023
Love these funny alternative milestone card! Perfect, good quality Thankyou :)
Kookie Cooper
Nov 28, 2023
Great funny gift for family with new baby.
Milda Ambraževičiūtė
Aug 7, 2023
Delivered quickly, nice different wee gift for friend
Laura McCann
Jan 25, 2023
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